February 2012
A new, dark idea using some new FX.
This features...
If I ever decide
vergeofbliss:
to hang out at a bar until 11am again.
Shoot me.
11am? Damn. I imagine you’ll feel better by….Tuesday.
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Conversations With Logan, Age 3
Me: I'm cold Logan.
Logan: Your name is 'poopy', dad.
She decides,
And you agree.
She’s leaving
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Call Me Verruca Salt
marscapone:
Cruising food gawker while making dinner makes me question my decisions. “Don’t care how, I want it now!”
Saw Veruca Salt in ‘95 at the Madison Theater in Peoria, IL. A Chicago band, The Muffs, opened.
Fantastic show.
Doesn't Matter...
bluebloodbluex:
once you get a taste of what love is like nothing is ever the same after you’ve felt it.ever.
I don’t know….
Love with barbecue sauce?
That’s some tasty love…right there.
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Who's had this soda?
Keep in mind that this may be a regional-only soda…
Aldi’s grocery store, a chain of grocery stores that caters to ‘lower priced’, off brand food.. had a line of soda pop, made under the name, “Sweet Valley”.
Sweet Valley Black Cherry Soda
Good lord that stuff was awesome.
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lildthatsme:
Him: is your mom borrowing the truck this weekend?
Me: yes, I’m picking her up at her friends who will be fixing her brakes tomorrow around noon.
Him: ok, so you’re picking her up from work tomorrow?
Me:………
Him: what?
Me: at what part in that sentence did I mention her work?
Him: but I thought she was…
Me: i don’t care what you thought, At what part in that...
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To Return to the Main Menu.... →
… push the Starkey.
The nice thing about having been a teenager right...
ronstormer:
Is that no one knows how stupid I was at that age.
Sucks for some of you.
Ha ha ha.
BURN.
Threadbare: New chapbook in the works: "The Death... →
astronautssleepinspace:
Of course the title is a working title for now. I’m also toying with “The Absence of Sound Is Not Silence” and all sorts of other, less obvious variations. We’ll see where the wheel lands once I’m ready to hit “print.” The point is… I’m excited!
I went to a poetry reading today which featured…
In the past 20 years, of course, the predominant trend in music.. has...
Developing a Serious Pesto+Basil Fetish
New Toy Arrived Today
Wouldn’t you like to know what it is.
ronstormer: An open letter to everyone who is... →
anarchyandscotch:
I took a peek at some of the comments on the recent post that Tumblr is considering banning blogs that promote things like eating disorders and suicide. Predictably, many people are whining about how Tumblr is taking away their right to free speech.
If you are of this…
I need Johnny Cash's dad
You remember the scene in “Walk the Line”, where Johnny Cash’s dad, is giving him a hard time about his tractor being stuck?
I feel like Johnny Cash felt in that scene.
Backwards Society
See a guy get crushed by a house on CSI with a bunch of blood and gore?
ALL DAY LONG.
See someone’s ass on TV?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!SHUT IT OFF!!RUN AWAY!RUN AWAY! AGGGHHHH!!!!
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Congratulations! Your Credit is the Best! No, You...
Bank: I see that you'd like to extend your home equity line of credit (loan)?
Us: Yes, we took some money out of an IRA last year ....to pay off some debt.
Bank: I see. Do you own both vehicles? The titles are free and clear?
Us: Yes.
Bank: Your FICA score is excellent. There are few people who have such a high rating.
Us: Thank You. We were happy to pay off all those old debts.
Bank: Unfortuately, we won't be able to extend your line of credit right now. The value of your home is simply insufficient.
Us: So the lesson here is: We should have stayed in debt? We try to do ourselves a solid, and pay off debts... and we're being punished? We have excellent credit, two cars for collateral a job making almost six figures.... and it's still to risky?
WHAT.THE.FUCK.
Eight Movies That Should Not Have Been Rated PG →
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