January 2012
December 2011
Damn Snopes →
So much for the Bristol Zoo parking attendant story…..
“Libertarianism, in other words, is infallible. Wherever it fails, it does so...”
– Why Libertarianism Doesn’t Work (via azspot)
PUT. A. BIRD. ON. IT!
Just put a bird on it.
Pro parenting tip
3 year old spill GLITTER nail polish on the floor and himself?
Here’s a sure fire way to clean it up:
Don’t have kids.
“This guy just lived, breathed music, and absorbed everything around him,...”
– Bob Santelli on Bruce Springsteen in the late 60’s NJ rock scene.
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A moment in the mind of Christopher.OK?: Fun... →
Fun Holiday Recipes For Self-Sufficient Singles | McSweeney’s
ratsoff:
By Amy Cannon
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Empty a bag of chocolate chips in a bowl. Place the bowl in the microwave and heat on high for 45 seconds. Stir. Let cool for five minutes. Drink.
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Buy a package of cookie…
rendit:
Wait, everyone is just now finding out about Ron Paul’s racist newsletters from the 80s? They’re from the 80s though.
I always thought I should’ve been a baker. I’m great at loafing.
Put your mobile # in my ask box. We'll chat. →
I wont keep it.
Anon is on.
Let’s talk!
Yep. Still A Problem
Receptionist: This specialist deals with dental work for young children. (Hands paperwork)
My Wife: Ok, sounds good.
Receptionist: She's ........ dark.
My Wife: ..........Ok...................
Musicians: how much of your hearing have you... →
thaiguy20fromla:
twolisoneyang:
de-romanticized:
aparadoxicalworld:
fyeahmusicmajorostrich:
therachstarr:
Click the link to test it out. Personally, I can hear up to 19 kHz (although it starts to get a little faint). 20 kHz just gives me a headache, and 21 and 22 are completely inaudible.
Guys, hearing loss is a serious issue, especially if you’re in a marching band, drum corps or...
I’m Just Waiting on a Friend
Partying for New Years? Don’t drink and drive-and...
insidethevalley:
starwaves:
For reference.
Good vibes, be safe friends
FYI - This is only in available in certain states….
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My Dad's House
Whenever you hear me talk about ‘My Dad’s House’ or ‘My Dad’s Place’….
I only say it like that, because my mother died 5 years ago and I can’t bring myself to call it … anything different.
Can’t quite call it ‘Mom & Dad’s’ house anymore.
Just ‘Dad’s House’.
It sounds funny to me. Everytime I say...
Something tells me that if I want any of my childhood treasures that are currently stored in my dad’s basement, I should probably get them out … NOW.
A couple years ago, he took a box of stuffed animals that me and my brothers had had since we were born…..
And burned them.
Poof.
Gone.
Seems like I go over there once every couple of weeks, only to discover that he’s...
I Have The New Motto For The Republicans
“You have the right to be born, but not to be healthy.”
Next comes the arbitrary resolving.
ronstormer:
The “I’m going to be better starting… TOMORROW.” Next comes the “I don’t like who I’ve been but the change comes later. ” Isn’t it beautiful how we start goals by lying to ourselves?
Yay, New Years!
I have resolutions.
I’ve had them all year. I’m just formally stating them due to tradition…. now. :)
I’ve had that conversation, enough times this year to...
