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A Brit, a Jew, and a Polish guy all walk into the bar and say, ‘Holy crap,...– Andy Borowitz (via cognitivedissonance)
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Been waiting in this room for 30 min. WTH
universal-remonster: Please hurry the fuck up and get here, because mama needs money. WORD. I have about $50 until Friday.
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Re: Music Theory Nerds
loveologystayology replied to your post: Music Theory Nerds: Heads up wait…this was news? Just an observation. :)
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Music Theory Nerds: Heads up
Chords are built on major thirds and minor thirds. Start with “C”. Move a major third, then a minor third. Keep doing this, and you end up with this: C E G B D F# A What key sig has one sharp? G major. Now move a major third from A. Repeat the major/minor third patter and you end up with: C# E G# B D# F# A# The key of: B major Repeating the pattern once more? F#...
Followers dropping like flies….
The penis mightier.
We must be horrible parents. My oldest daughter likes to use the toilet and NOT flush. She also likes to throw her garbage, (empty yogurt cups, gogurt wrappers, freeze pop wrappers, ect) behind the couch when she’s done with them. She wines like a baby when she doesn’t get her way and will work herself into crying. She constantly picks at and on her little 5 year old sister. ...
Florida man kills door-to-door salesman: I’ll kill... →
A man in Cape Coral, Florida on Wednesday was arrested for shooting and killing an unarmed door-to-door salesman on his property. Kenneth Bailey Roop, 52, has been charged with second-degree murder for killing 30-year-old Nicholas Rainey. A co-worker who witnessed the shooting said Rainey had knocked on Roop’s door, but received no answer. While Rainey was walking down the drive-way,...
“The way it is” by Bruce Hornsby. Great song. Fin
“Don’t Give Up” by Peter Gabriel. Kate Bush is an angel. Sing it.
We're awful parents
Wife: Ya know.....if we got divorced, we'd each get a weekend away from the kids.
Me: I'd need a house first....
I have tried to be “cool” and listen to post-rock. I don’t get it, obviously. I think I”m more about music and sounds, than lyrics. I like a great lyric as much as the next person, but the “sound” is where it’s at, for me. And that’s a big problem with post-rock. The music aspect doesn’t come up to my standards.
How long has this been going on?
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I’d like to thank my power company, Ameren Cilco, for maintaining their equipment. Their high standard measurement of ‘one pussy hair’ landing on the power lines is unprecedented.
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We're an Indie Band. And This Is What Spotify,... →
viciousneutral: YIKES. And this is an IMPROVEMENT ??? YIKES. What’s a fair payment for streaming? Surely there are multiple tiers for payments. If you’re Springsteen, I doubt indie bands are getting the same rate. I don’t know. There’s really nothing to be done about it. Spotify’s clearly become the ‘new’, big, bad label, fucking artists. ...
Anonymous asked: Married for 9 years?! Wow, that's a long time, are you still in love? Just not mindin' my own business lol
Ask Me Some Stuff. I've been married for 9 years... →
Billy Corgan: Pitchfork Would Stifle Nirvana... →
Love or hate him, Billy Corgan is right. Bottom line: You know there’s a problem with rock if your mom likes all the bands you do. ““Let’s say you’re the next Kurt Cobain. You will be appropriated on your first album by the Pitchfork community. Your record company will rally round that idea because that’s your marketing platform. But the minute you’re...
skullandboners: tortasahogadas: brienne—of—tarth: [tw: police brutality] xahhx: The YouTube corporation and CBS have now censored the original video of Anaheim cops shooting at children. Spread links to the mirrors. reblogging because the original video is blocked