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Congratulations! Your Credit is the Best! No, You Can't Have A Loan.

Bank:
I see that you'd like to extend your home equity line of credit (loan)?
Us:
Yes, we took some money out of an IRA last year ....to pay off some debt.
Bank:
I see. Do you own both vehicles? The titles are free and clear?
Us:
Yes.
Bank:
Your FICA score is excellent. There are few people who have such a high rating.
Us:
Thank You. We were happy to pay off all those old debts.
Bank:
Unfortuately, we won't be able to extend your line of credit right now. The value of your home is simply insufficient.
Us:
So the lesson here is: We should have stayed in debt? We try to do ourselves a solid, and pay off debts... and we're being punished? We have excellent credit, two cars for collateral a job making almost six figures.... and it's still to risky?
WHAT.THE.FUCK.

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