Him: is your mom borrowing the truck this weekend?
Me: yes, I’m picking her up at her friends who will be fixing her brakes tomorrow around noon.
Him: ok, so you’re picking her up from work tomorrow?
Me:………
Him: what?
Me: at what part in that sentence did I mention her work?
Him: but I thought she was…
Me: i don’t care what you thought, At what part in that fucking sentence did I mention the word work?
Wow.
Tough day at the office?
(Pro tip: have a drink)